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Extinguishing Each Other
03:12
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3. |
Know No Love
02:13
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4. |
Marlboro Man
02:33
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A nail in my coffin, now there’s a funny joke
And just because I’m coughing doesn’t mean I’m gonna choke
‘cause I’m the type of guy who smokes with a cup of joe
A cigarette for breakfast and I’m ready to go
Marlboro Man why can’t you understand?
I can’t shake your second hand
My teeth are nice and yellow and my gums they tend to bleed
But that monkey in my chest knows when it’s time to feed
In the morning when I’m snoring, sometimes I hack it up
So beside the bed beneath me I keep a Dixie cup
Marlboro Red 100’s and Salem Ultra Lights
So many shapes and sizes to fit me just right
It completes the meal and has appeal especially after sex
It compliments the beer I drink and that’s what I do best
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5. |
Looking In
03:41
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6. |
Twelve Steppers
02:46
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7. |
No Way
02:39
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8. |
U and ITY
03:37
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9. |
Loaded Gun
02:41
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The other day a friend said to me
Have you ever noticed that people tell stories?
Of all the things they wish they had said
To some guy who’d probably kicked them in the head
And nine times out of ten if given the chance
They’d chicken out again and wet their pants
It’s easier to swallow teeth than to swallow pride
And go home feeling empty inside
Don’t bite your tongue
Don’t turn and run
A sharp mind is better than a loaded gun
The other day a friend said to me
Have you ever noticed that people say “sorry?”
…for every little thing that doesn’t go right
They walk away and live in fear of another night
And if given the chance nine times out of ten
They’d talk a bunch of trash to all their friends
Even though they know that it’s just a big lie
They go home feeling empty inside
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10. |
Pocket Change
03:14
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11. |
Macintosh And Mandarin
04:31
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12. |
Children Of Gold
03:39
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13. |
Be Yourself
02:50
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14. |
Two Miles
02:59
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15. |
The Second Coming
03:39
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He traveled the land in a pair of Birkenstocks
Free-balllin’ in his robe, he never wore socks
Wanderin’ around like a gypsy dancin’
He looked a lot like Bob Seger or Charlie Manson
He walked night and day and day and night
Until his Birks wore down, a little on the right
And so he decided to take a little rest
But just a slight break from his holy quest
So he stopped by the local watering hole
He bought some Shoe Goo and he saved his sole
He ordered a bottle of wine and pickled egg
What happened next is a little vague
A dying need or just a need to abstain
And then along comes Misses Mary Magdalene
Their eyes meet, and she motions him near
Her motives distinct, her intentions sincere
If you’re waiting around for the second coming
Pitching tents and hymnal humming…
A 30-year release of sexual tension
The first account of a divine intervention
He left in the morning without a pause
He had no choice, he was down for the cause
Peter chickened out and Judas was a rat
And who needs a woman with friends like that
Filled with disappointment, he headed out the hut
Guided by the stars and the memory of her butt
But sometime later he returned from his trek
And he thought to himself “Ah, what the heck
I’ll pay a little visit to Mary “What’s her name?””
But it had been a long time and things weren’t the same
Upon arrival at the line of scrimmage
A little one appeared, a spittin’ imagage
Now what would Jesus do in this situation?
Take another trip! A permanent vacation!
If ya wanna get down when the bitches come running
Stop that shit that you’ve been shoveling
Repent your sins
Make sure your dues are paid
And celebrate the day Jesus got laid
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16. |
Here We Go Again, Kids
02:29
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17. |
Bad Cop, No Donut
02:07
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